Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Sunscreen

2.34 PM
Stan: Dost mujhe log ye kyun bolte hain ki thodi energy dikhaao job mein?
Kyle: Mardaana kamzori hai kyunki tumko
daryagunj mein sablok clinic hai
jaa ke ilaaj karwao wahaan pe
2.35 PM
Stan: ajeeb aadmi ho yaar tum
Kyle: apna ek proff tha...retail management ka
chandwani
usko bhi thi
fir wo ecstacy kha ke lecture lene aane laga
n that changed his life!!
2.38 PM
Kyle: all the dope....it has killed all the buffoon blood cells in ur body
Stan: hmmm
thats true
2.41 PM
Kyle: dude when u're drivin slow on a fastrack, cars will always honk at u from behind
Stan: yea mate, thats there
Kyle: so either change the track
Stan: good analogy
Kyle: or increase ur speed
or jus roll down ur window n flash that middle finger of urs to those behind u
2.44 PM
Stan: dude fr the 1st time in ur life u've really killed it!!!
think i'll be takin the middle finger route
2.53 PM
Kyle: hmmm
thats a bit risky, tho
cuz once in a while there'll be a 25 tonner road-roller behind u
n unless u have a maruti suzuki sx4.....rollin down the window might not be the best option!
2.55 PM
Stan: hmmm
Kyle: so this formula aint homogenous
use different strategies for diff vehicles
3.01 PM
Kyle: as they say...
sumtimes u're behind
sumtimes u're ahead
da race is long
n in da end, tis only with urself!!