subterranean homesick blues - revolution

Sent at 11:53 PM on Wednesday
kule: do u know dylan's history?
Stan: huh nopes....vietnam??
kyle: naah dude
he's a punjabi puttar
Stan: wtf
kyle infact he's the great grand uncle of adit kundra
his real name is booby singh dhillon
*bobby
Stan: dude u gotta b kiddin me
kyle: just like many punjabis of that time (including russel peter's father) he sold his ganne ka khet in jalandhar n went to US
Stan: fuk off
kyle: n changed his name from bobby singh dhillon to bob dylan
just like himess changes his name from rajeev to rocky in karrzzzzz
if u dun beleive it then ask kundra
Stan: jus lik u shd change it to jackass
kyle: kundra still keeps a photo in his wallet of uncle bobby n himself sitting on a tractor n playing guitar
Sachin: :D
kyle: dylan used to be a sardar
hence the long locks
Stan: stop trippin mn u hd enuf fr tonite
kyle: infact he kickstarted the long hair fashion among rockstars
ppl from morisson to cobain to slash owe it to the sardar community for giving the long hair identity to the rock cult
infact dylan, the horny guy that he was...did a lot of shaking round the bush in the ganne ke kheta in punjab
he used to do a lot of screwing in the fields of patiyaala
one of the by-products of this hormonal rage of the dylan guy is gurdaas mann
who still sings in the fields of patiyaala sitting on a tractor
trying to find his illegitimate father
kyle: guess who's the other son?
Stan: u!!
kyle: naah dude
himess himself...who inherited the anal accent from his father:

the bobby

the singh

the dhillon!
lol
lolwltshb
Stan:??

kyle: laughing out loud while listenin to subterranean homesick blues

Stan: dude its the dope in ur blood
kyle: naah dude
tis the fuckin blood in my dope
Stan: :)
kyle: jus like its the fuckin ass in himess'es vocal chords

subterranean homesick blues - reloaded

Sent at 11:23 PM on Wednesday
Stan: hmmm
kyle: http://i-b-t-i-d-a.blogspot.com/
this chat is no more off the record
Stan: :D
kyle: yaar pata hai y i put it there?
not becuz sum1 wud read it
no 1 reads this blog anyway
its just for me
aaj hum atleast ye discuss bhi kar pa rahe hain ki humaari gaand fati hui hai
there will be a time....n it is not far from now
wen our ass will be so fuckin comfortably numb from all the fuckin day in n day out that we wont even realize that there exists an organ in our body called ass
Stan: :D
kyle: at that point in time if i will quote a gtalk chat on my blog then it will comprise of things like car EMIs, home-loans, visit to the dentist, the marriage counsellor n the kids' parent teacher meetings
Stan: hmmmm that day isnt far
kyle: sure it aint maite
the aliens are coming!!
Stan: run like hell maite
kyle: the problem with us is that our balls are chained to a hook of social obligation
so all we can manage is running in circles
running in the corporate fucken rat race
Stan: the problemis we are all ass no balls
kanishk: no
the problem is ki humaare tatte chaahe jitne bhi bade ho jaayein
rahenge hamesha kisi ma ke laude ke neeche hi
Sent at 11:44 PM on Wednesday
Stan: dude im listenin to iron maidn aftr a long time
kyle: dude i've started listening to dylan off late
Stan: hmmm
kyle: infact this status msg is also a song of his
its called subterranean homesick blues
listen to it on youtube
nice song
Stan: oh ok sounds kuul
kyle: the guy has a voice as if he's singing from his ass
but then the lyrics of his songs just hit u where it hurts the most: in ur ass
Stan: :)
now i unnerstand y he sings from his ass
Sent at 11:53 PM on Wednesday

subterranean homesick blues

kyle: mera pc hang ho gaya tha
Stan: to main kya karoon???
nachun??
kyle: so i cudn't say u all the best for ur review tomorrow
i hope ur review goes well
Stan: dude dont crack me up
dont even try
kyle: so that u are self motivated to over-achieve ur targets
the next time
n the time after that
so that u can get good appraisals
n then u can buy a good car
a sedan
n a nice 2 bhk apartment on the 12th floor in a suburb
Stan: hmm nw wen i think bout it
kyle: a suburb where self-motivated people chasing the great suburban dream like u live
so that u can marry a decent woman
n then produce good children
who score good marks in school
Stan: :D
kyle: so that 1 day they can become a sucksessful person like u
n u can be proud of them
wen they've disowned u for all ur property n u're dying away in the confines of an old-age home
die mothafucka
DIE
DEE
AAYEE
EE
Stan: fuk in hell mn u do put things in perspective
kyle: have u seen this movie called revolutionary road?
is saal oscar nominated thi wo movie
Stan: nopes
kyle: watch it
ASAP
will help u put things in perspective
it's about a man of above average intellegence
trying to get away from the great american dream in the US of the 60s
Satn: hmmm
kyle: u will relate to the movie
atleast i did
it wont solve any of ur problems
but it will raise sum questions
that will make u think
Stan: watever happnd to life man
kyle: :(
there's no fuckin way out man
i have to go to office tomorrow
on a fuckin national holiday
on a fuckin dry day
there used to be a time wen i din used to go to college no matter what
Stan: brb
kyle: now they sell my ass outside dadar station @ 50k a month
Sent at 11:23 PM on Wednesday