subterranean homesick blues - revolution

Sent at 11:53 PM on Wednesday
kule: do u know dylan's history?
Stan: huh nopes....vietnam??
kyle: naah dude
he's a punjabi puttar
Stan: wtf
kyle infact he's the great grand uncle of adit kundra
his real name is booby singh dhillon
*bobby
Stan: dude u gotta b kiddin me
kyle: just like many punjabis of that time (including russel peter's father) he sold his ganne ka khet in jalandhar n went to US
Stan: fuk off
kyle: n changed his name from bobby singh dhillon to bob dylan
just like himess changes his name from rajeev to rocky in karrzzzzz
if u dun beleive it then ask kundra
Stan: jus lik u shd change it to jackass
kyle: kundra still keeps a photo in his wallet of uncle bobby n himself sitting on a tractor n playing guitar
Sachin: :D
kyle: dylan used to be a sardar
hence the long locks
Stan: stop trippin mn u hd enuf fr tonite
kyle: infact he kickstarted the long hair fashion among rockstars
ppl from morisson to cobain to slash owe it to the sardar community for giving the long hair identity to the rock cult
infact dylan, the horny guy that he was...did a lot of shaking round the bush in the ganne ke kheta in punjab
he used to do a lot of screwing in the fields of patiyaala
one of the by-products of this hormonal rage of the dylan guy is gurdaas mann
who still sings in the fields of patiyaala sitting on a tractor
trying to find his illegitimate father
kyle: guess who's the other son?
Stan: u!!
kyle: naah dude
himess himself...who inherited the anal accent from his father:

the bobby

the singh

the dhillon!
lol
lolwltshb
Stan:??

kyle: laughing out loud while listenin to subterranean homesick blues

Stan: dude its the dope in ur blood
kyle: naah dude
tis the fuckin blood in my dope
Stan: :)
kyle: jus like its the fuckin ass in himess'es vocal chords